The Artsaypunk

I’ve decided that the next time someone asks me why I’m in Pakistan my answer will run along these lines:  VINCENT                        So if you’re quitting the life,                        what’ll you do?                                   JULES                        That’s what I’ve been sitting here                        contemplating.  First, I’m gonna                        deliver this case to Marsellus.                        Then, basically, [...]

Last night I finally saw “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines.” I realize that if I say “finally” like that, it makes it seem as though I had really been anticipating this cinematic masterpiece, which I assure you was not the case. But unfortunately for guys my age, it’s just something you have to do. [...]

Last night I was watching part of the movie Top Gun on television and then all of a sudden Goose died. Goose always seems to die every time I watch that movie. It makes me sad. I like Goose. I wish he wouldn’t die each time. He’s the only normal one of the bunch. And [...]

Here is my Oscar Recipe for Success: If you are a woman: Make yourself ugly. If you are a man: Play a character who is handicapped in someway or another. In this way, we can assume the absolute be all and end all Oscar winner, would be an ugly, transvestite, prostitute murderer with a reverse-nose [...]

Last night I watched the movie “Without a Paddle” on Pirated PakistaniVision. Sadly, that is two hours of my life I will never get back. I have no idea why I continued to sit and watch this movie after the first five minutes. It was a train wreck, I couldn’t look away. Or maybe I [...]