Hey… Hey Blog… Wake up. Vacation’s over.
Oh, you’re back are you? It’s about damn time.
Give me a break, I’ve been across the world and back.
And you couldn’t take a break from your busy holiday schedule to write something?
Well, you know, I was busy and ah, didn’t have Internet access all the time. And I’m…
Incredibly lazy?
Yeah, that too I guess.
Whatever. People have been asking about you.
Really?
Yeah. I told them you were dead.
Thanks, I appreciate that.
Thought so. You ready to get started again or what?
Yeah, back in the Land of the Pure, back to work, settling in.
Is that even a sentence?
Shut it, Blog.