And When I Get This Feeling…

A recent conversation en route to what eventually became a night of drunken dumb charades:

Journey: Hey you know those massage guys with the oil that stand on the side of the road?

Me: Yeah

Journey: I just found out recently that they’ll do anything… anything… if you ask them.

Me: I just took that for granted. Why, are you interested?

Journey: Ha, no, but I look at them differently now, I think, you know, who would want that from one of those slimey guys?

RJ: Wait, wait, wait, what do you mean, they’ll do anything?

Journey: You know… anything… male or female.

RJ: Sexually?!

Journey: Of course, what did you think I meant?

RJ: Oh, I thought you meant like, “Go get me a sandwich.”

Journey: Oh… well, probably that too.

8 Responses to “And When I Get This Feeling…”

  1. Mohsin February 6, 2006 at 7:49 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    But who needs them for THAT, when Hot ‘n’ Spicy delivers?

  2. Journeying February 7, 2006 at 1:31 am #

    Very Funny Dave! Did journey really say “slimey guys”?? well, i guess that’s journalistic/witers/poetic license eh?? Great posts, much fun to read, and chuckle aloud:-)
    peace

  3. Abbas Halai February 7, 2006 at 8:33 pm #

    Damn you. You just made me watch ALL of this because of your stupid topic.

  4. Jeff February 12, 2006 at 1:53 am #

    Never under estimate how important it is to know exactly who and where the people are that can get you a sandwich.

  5. Stranger February 14, 2006 at 8:23 pm #

    sorry.. are you a missionary? because I saw the TRC.. teacher thing??

  6. The Dave February 15, 2006 at 12:09 pm #

    No, not a missionary, although I do enjoy my position.

  7. Subaru Kazoo February 16, 2006 at 12:25 pm #

    zing!!

  8. Samarkand February 23, 2006 at 5:58 pm #

    I too have spent many a days wondering about the oil men…. fact is, now that i know that they not only deliver sandwiches but also provide ‘other services’ i’m not so taken aback by the transexual on zamzama who plucks his eyebrows into a curvature resembling the heap of garbage that keeps accumulating outside my house….Nor the other lady who wears a paranda and dresses like a bride walking up and down zamzama rather aimlessly…. I remember back in the day barely anyone drove drove down Khayban-e-Shaheen…sigh…

    Yeah i’m pretty disgruntled….

Leave a Reply