Dear Mudder…
Mother Dearest,
I was just reading back through my archived posts (because I’m obsessive like that), but for some reason, this time I tried imagining it was you reading them. And yeah, it made me a little embarrassed.
But I know you’re here everyday to check in on me, even if I cuss a bit too much and go a bit too far to get a laugh.
Thanks for being a trooper.
Love you,
David
You’re just scared that you’ll fall from the favourite child status… ya brown noser
Perfect example of Middle child Syndrome right there. Oh! My sister! You have been oh, so hard done by!
Awwww! Also: don’t pick on the middle child! Big bully.
sigh… it’s true. But I think it’s time to get over the centipede thing bro.
Such betrayals are difficult to forget sister.
So what is the centipede thing?