Where’d the Bathwater Go?
Wouldn’t it suck to have an ugly baby?
I mean, in this day and age babies are always cute. Genetically, as a race, I think we’re getting more attractive (at least I know I am). But there has still got to be some ugly babies out there, and that’s gotta suck. Because normally, if you have to haul yourself out of bed at two in the morning for a screaming child, you can at least console yourself and say, “Good thing he’s cute.” But if you’ve got an ugly baby, I think you’d become a bitter person fairly quickly… Shuffling outta bed, mumblin to yourself, “Shut up, ya stupid shovel-face”
first five years the mother stresses about her kid being fugly… and over the next 80 years, the kid stresses over the very fact… more often than not, ugly kids turn into serial killers… or cannibals.
Please don’t eat me.
thanks
Awww, all in the name of humour baby bear! You know I think you’re beautiful, I’m just bitter that you spurned me for another.
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Something about the phrase “shovel face” just cracked me up.
Thank You Jeff! I thought I was alone in the shovel face humour. I’ve been waiting for you to coment on that for weeks. Imagine calling your own kid a shovel face. Ha, I love laughing at my own jokes. Somebody’s gotta.