Last night was pretty crazy because I was chased down the street by the Pakistani Police.
Well, that’s not exactly true. Where I said “chased down the street,” I probably should have said, “followed at a casual pace.” And if I were being completely honest, I suppose it was more of a laneway than a street. Yeah, and if its confession time, it wasn’t so much the Pakistani Police, as it was a stray cat. But it was last night… well, moreso a couple weeks ago. But I guarantee you, it was pretty crazy. Wait… no it wasn’t.